Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Let It Go Liker

Max: Wow, look at that kid! He's holding up that weight perfectly! And it's 200 pounds!
Mom: Whooo-hoo! You go, girl....I mean, you go, ....boy?
Max: Turn on the celebration music!
Mom: (turns it on)
Music: Let it go, let it go...
Kid: (drops weight)
Mom: AHHH! Pick it up!!!!
Music: Turn away and slam the do-or!
Kid(turns away and slams the door)
Music: Here I stand in the light of day-y!
Kid: (proudly stands and then realizes it's night, and goes back inside.)
Music: Let the storm rage on-(a storm starts)-the cold never bothered me anyway!
Mom: Ahh! Max, turn off the music!
Max: (turns off the music)
Mom: Er, pick it up, pick it up, and I'll rise like the break of...night. Pick it up, and I'll light the only light?
Kid: (Goes back to the weight and picks it up)

Ok, this funny thing may not be as funny as other funny things....

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