Happy Halloween!

          Max's class has to run ballshack, and this time, on Halloween, it's his turn. Max sees a little girl come up to the ball shack. "I want  a four square ball," She says. "Whatcha gonna be for halloween?" Max asks. "Fairy Contrary." The little girl squeals with delight, proud of her choice of costume. "Sorry, fairy. No can do." Max murmurs. The little girl runs off to play something else. A boy comes up to Max. "I wanna have a basketball," He says in his deep voice. "What are you being for halloween?" Max asks. "A football player," he booms. "Here you go," Max says.

By the way, this funny thing isn't as funny as everything else, and 

you should never act like this in real life; it's mean.