Rudolph's secret

        Hi, guys, I'm Rudolph. And I bet you're wondering how I got a red nose. Well, here's a hint; Santa gets out his fists when you whisper behind his back....

Happy Halloween!

          Max's class has to run ballshack, and this time, on Halloween, it's his turn. Max sees a little girl come up to the ball shack. "I want  a four square ball," She says. "Whatcha gonna be for halloween?" Max asks. "Fairy Contrary." The little girl squeals with delight, proud of her choice of costume. "Sorry, fairy. No can do." Max murmurs. The little girl runs off to play something else. A boy comes up to Max. "I wanna have a basketball," He says in his deep voice. "What are you being for halloween?" Max asks. "A football player," he booms. "Here you go," Max says.

By the way, this funny thing isn't as funny as everything else, and 

you should never act like this in real life; it's mean.

LEGO again!

Max: (trips and falls over a small pebble, and hand falls off.)
Mom:( Picks up hand and gives it to Max) Need a hand?
Max: Thanks.

By the way...

Please comment on my funny things! Please do. I love, just love, feedback. If you say it's horrible, tell me why so I can make sure not to do the same error on other funny things. If you say you like it, YAY! Thanks! 

What would happen if Hans said the wrong thing at Love Is an open door!

Anna: All my life has been a series of doors in my face, and suddenly I bump into you

Hans: I know, cause like I've been searching my whole life to find my own place, and either it's the party talking or the chocolate fondu!

Anna: Well, what is it?

Hans: Actually, it's the chocolate fondu. OOP! (slaps mouth)

Anna: (deserts Hans so he's out of the way!) 

THE END! :-)

King Sing

King: This land is my land, this land is my land, from the castle to the pretty girl-land....

Let It Go Liker

Max: Wow, look at that kid! He's holding up that weight perfectly! And it's 200 pounds!
Mom: Whooo-hoo! You go, girl....I mean, you go, ....boy?
Max: Turn on the celebration music!
Mom: (turns it on)
Music: Let it go, let it go...
Kid: (drops weight)
Mom: AHHH! Pick it up!!!!
Music: Turn away and slam the do-or!
Kid(turns away and slams the door)
Music: Here I stand in the light of day-y!
Kid: (proudly stands and then realizes it's night, and goes back inside.)
Music: Let the storm rage on-(a storm starts)-the cold never bothered me anyway!
Mom: Ahh! Max, turn off the music!
Max: (turns off the music)
Mom: Er, pick it up, pick it up, and I'll rise like the break of...night. Pick it up, and I'll light the only light?
Kid: (Goes back to the weight and picks it up)

Ok, this funny thing may not be as funny as other funny things....

Darth Vader's big, hot, problem!

-Darth Vader is out in the sun, killing people.-

Darth Vader: Er...you guys a little hot? (turns to clones)

Clone 1: Thanks, boss! Yea, we're quite the men. We got six-packs, we got big biceps..

Vader: I mean like, sun hot.

Clone 2: Oh, you mean that the sun is also hot, like us?

Vader: Aurgh! Why do you get white uniforms when I have to wear all black?! I'm so freaking hot!!!!!

Clone 1 & 2: Yea, boss, don't worry, we think you're hot, too.

The Poetry Contest-entered by Max

Max: I have the perfect poem!
Mom: Ok, let's hear it!
Max: Why did I have to be___
I am so scared.
But....what?
My poem's already shared!
Max: I put 'first' in the blank if I'm called to be the first poet, 'last' if I am last....
Mom: Nice, but what do you do if you're the middle poet?
Max:.......
Mom: I shouldn't have asked.....

LEGO funny thing!

            Hi, this is the first funny realization. It stars a LEGO family, and here goes!
   Mother: Max, please hold your little brother's hand while crossing the street to school.
   Max: Shoot. Fine, Mom. I'll be so embarrassed...
 -Max and his little brother go outside and start walking. When they get to the road, Max grabs his brother's hand and takes it off. Then he holds it while crossing the street and his little bro tags along. :-)

These are funny things I realize! I hope you enjoy it!

          Yo, wazzup? This is a blog I created about funny things I realize, and I will post hopefully daily.